This story is based on a true ... The names have been changed to preserve the integrity of their players ... Any resemblance to reality is purely coincidental ... hahahaha
A Bim does not like football and excited me either (unless you play me, that I love) but the world is another thing and, although we lost the match the first qualifying round, yes we saw the last matches in Spain.
We laughed a lot at the end, we saw a bar of grandpas, we suffer, we are pleased, but we held recently, the truth ... Do not go back in time to that type of communication primitive and guttural that had the most macho Iberian "the country (and many girls, too, but is that the kids were amazing) and they had to make a sound like "eeeehhh uuuhhhhh oooeeeee" when passing in a car with flags flying and they answered the other "male Iberian" posted on the sidewalks, shouting "uhhhh eeehhheeeehhh Oeeee" much like Tarzan Bim and I made descojonáramos us a while ... Even without celebrate we went to bed at 2 or so, not knowing that our celebration would come the next day ...
The alarm clock ... 5:45 am ... I can not hardly open eyes but I get up and entered the service ... to return to the room a movement detected by the corner of my eye, I was paralyzed from the bathroom door and the classroom. A lizard the size of an airplane! I would not have been so surprised if a red shirt but well, whitish, pale and all that size! It was about 11 or 12 centimeters long and about 4 wide ... Puaggg
disgust I die and if I call Bim, who sleeps peacefully, it will build fat ... So bite the bullet by going to the broom (if had been smaller had happened was an Olympian but is shooting lizard lizard ayyy)
Already with a broom in hand, sudo, I doubt I say, well, sudo also, pa to deny it ... and I think "I do not pass this one wrong drink "
Me: (whispering from the hallway and the lizard between her and me) Bim, Biiimmmm
She: Huuummm (pauper's before him!)
Me: Come and help me get up there next to a lizard door
She: Huuummm zzz "What mmzz say mmmm?
Me: (raising his voice a little) to come and help that there is a lizard ...
Her: (Hitting a jackpot, as if someone had put a spring in the ass and scream pelao) WHERE? WHERE? WHERE ?!!!! Aaaaahhhh No way! I do not get off here ... Take it, Take it, COME !!!!! (As he jumps in bed, kicking and I think the head came to give some back)
Me: Hahaha "Chacha"! Look out and see it ... You gotta help me, that I can not myself with it She
: Nonononono, do not do this
Me: That gives me so disgusted as you are we?
Both: Hahahaha jajajajajaja (nerves, you see you)
Me: Come, look
Her: Okay ... Aaayyyyy ... (He looks out from the corner of the bed and, of course, does not see and has no choice but to get off ... then look straight the eyes (hahaha what peliculera) WHAT ASCO Ahhhhhh! (Flying on the bed again) is huge! And it has the same face as Diana, the V-... And about the same size
Aaaayyyyy Me: Hahaha Come, I'll try to put the broom in the shelf and throw it out the window or the water or where caught puagggg . Get ready!
very fucked
And closing the door was prepared and isolated with the lizard in the hallway.
Me: Hahaha You will blossom! She
: Take it off Porfirian !
So bite the bullet making I rushed to the battle ... I did not want kill, just throwing it out, but she was much quicker, and after a couple of brooms in which only managed to cut the tail (olé!) who was squirming in my hand, so long and thick as my little finger, left beeping, just below the door had closed Bim ...
Me: Bim, has escaped me under the door, now you there
She: Aaaahhhh!!
Me: (Opening the door) Look! There he is!
But when I walked ran and hid under the bed, the very pig
Bim: (jumping over it) Ahhhhh! WHERE WHERE WHERE !!!!!
Me: Hahaha Under the bed ...
I thought that Bim unraveled ... seriously feared for their physical (and mental because I had completely lost)
Me: Come down from there She
: NOOOO!
Me: Shit, I'm late pa work, come here I have to go! She
: Do not let me go alone with that thing loose ?!!!!
Me: What do you want? What pa request the day off to Indiana Jones? Come here Diana leaves no more today ... and when we will be gone ... She
: That's not true!
Me: Yes, indeed, if these bugs do not harm anyone, they just suck you die ... Diana has so much fear (or disgust) of us as we do it.
the end it is entrenched on the sofa with a look of astonishment Olympic and from there begins to give orders which
captain general ... She: Bring clothes, persist, I do not get me there ... and pad the dogs and closes the window and door ...!
Me: Come on ... we have two options or panic and leave the house, and I'm not going to go under a bridge, or overcome
Her: How you spend leaving me here alone!
Me: are not alone, you're with Diana
She: Cagüentó Izel!
And I went to work ... and she (I can not even imagine the picture when he went to get in the shower lol) and a half ago or so I called ...
Me: What with Diana? She
: How strong! Sure it was a lizard? That was very big and had hair
Me: Hahaha Yeah, sure and permanent one ...
She: That was a salamander ... and they are poisonous I'm seeing on the Internet What color was it? It was black and yellow, right?
Me: No, it was whitish ...
She: What we do now?
Me: Nothing will be certain to Disappear and do not see more
She: What power! What time do you arrive?
Me: At 4 more or less ...
She: Luckily I will get
later ... Me: You're the worst ...
She: Yes but look well everywhere, make sure not ...
Me: uffff what a cross ....
When I got home I went ... I peered cautiously into the hallway and saw nothing ... I entered the room and looked in every corner with that creepy feeling that comes from knowing that can occur at any time ... but there was nothing ... When I was looking under the bed, just where he had escaped, the phone rang ... I almost give the roof (how timely Bim) ... wanted to know if everything was clear ... I had already regained the confidence I told him had gone ... deluded ...
After 5 minutes of hanging I can think of looking at the only site that had not been behind a cork against the wall we use anti-mutts barrier ... I was there!! The mother who gave birth to Diana this ... Do not have a home? I did not know whether to get back into broom or not but my hair like hooks just thought of another stunt like the morning ... these came Bim (just in time lol)
Me: (Opening the door hastily) The I encontrao!! She
: I'm not going ...
Me: Come , which is in the hallway behind the cork goes ...
She : Let's see ... shit! If it is not so great ...
Me: Do not fuck brave now this ...
She: This morning I was asleep And dream I saw the giant and even hair ... We have to catch it with something
Me: ( Thinking "This to me has cambiao) " catch? Do you? She
: with a cloth
Me: You're like a goat ...
She: taper
With Me: I pass, if you do it ... but I do not think that's a good idea, as get close it is, hesitantly of course, she has come to Cancun which is very fast
She: What We Do
And I lit the bulb ...
Me: is 5. We will notify the keeper, surely makes us a favor ...
Her: Hahaha Shame! ... But how can we tell the man? Jajaja
Me: Hahaha women with skill ... Are you going to take you? (She shook her head) ... I'll take care
She: What a shame! Jajajajaj
And I walked down the stairs to look ... and I put my best face of grief ... and Descojonado man but accepted the challenge and took a bag and came with me ... and Bim put his best face of panic as well ... And the man just cazándola (not without effort) and took off with it died laughing ... She
: We will be the shame of the building ...
Me: And me what?
Since then the neighbors whisper as we go hahaha I think they have begun to call the gypsy ... LOL
The story is absurd, I know, both as a fact, but you can not imagine what I've laughed after bad drink only remember two turkeys in trouble hahaha ...
And thank goodness it was not a cockroach, if not ....
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